Achievements

Here is a list of achievements you can collect throughout the game:
 * Your a Fighter now! - Complete the tutorial
 * Your a Warrior now! - Become a Mej Mej Warrior
 * The Knight in a slimy armour - Become a Mej Mej Knight
 * Promoted - Become a Mej Mej Strategist
 * Taken 4 - Hijack a MejBot 3000


 * The Nuke - Become the Duke of Meej
 * One of us - Become a Mej Mej Overlord
 * BMXican - Ride across the border in Toj's BMXican race


 * Watch Your Step - Defeat your first opponent
 * Home Fighter - Defeat 10 opponents
 * Street Fighter - Defeat 50 opponents
 * Fight Club - Defeat 100 opponents
 * K.O - Defeat 200 opponents
 * Hitler did it - Defeat 500 opponents
 * RKO - Defeat all wrestlers in Tublera
 * True Power - Defeat all Overlords (Including Yej)
 * Worthy - Defeat The Mej Mej Overlord in a duel
 * Couch Potato - Make Superior Slave Tom duel The Mej Mej Overlord and win


 * Get a job! - Become a Workej
 * Mejucated - Become a high mejling
 * We Don't need a wall - Sue Mejnold Trump
 * Your Parents are disappointed - Become a Mej Mej Underlord
 * Your Parents are't disappointed - Become a Mej Mej Landlord
 * Your Parents are proud - Become married using a dating website
 * Your Family begins - Have children


 * First Friend - Find your first team member
 * BFF - Unlock two team members
 * Squad - Unlock 5 team members
 * Cool Kid - Unlock 20 team members
 * Friend Zoned - Unlock 50
 * Multi-Social - Befriend 5 Mejlings, Jemlings and Meklings
 * More popular than Poktaris - Unlock all team members
 * Overlord Bros - Meet all Mej Mej Overlords (including Yej)
 * Superior Slave Tom! - Use Tom as a slave


 * Crippled! - Give Fij crutches
 * Reincarnation - Find Yej the Weak Little Baby
 * Ebolaria - Give Mauj a more effective disease
 * Another One - Give Ej a limited edition Collectable you found in Tublera
 * SLAP! - Slap Xaj with a fish.
 * Foffdig - Bring Toj a Foffdig
 * Grimby- Give Tij an ugly hat
 * Vault Dweller - Give Maj a high tech mechanical watch
 * THOSE DAMN IMPERIALS! - Give a Loj a stormcloak
 * Hes gonna be the very best... - Give Pej a handheld gaming console
 * Angle Dance - Give Mr Poktaris a ruler
 * Get rekt - Beat Mejjing in a race
 * HUGS! - Give each Overlord a hug


 * THEY KILLED FIJ - You saw Fij get killed
 * I KILLED YEJ - You killed Yej
 * Mek Mek has fallen - Defeat the terrosrist organisation
 * No More Petals - Defeat all of the Jem of the Fire Lotus
 * Cult Halt - Defeat the Demonovic Cult


 * Good Boy! - Tame your first pet
 * Pet Lover - Tame 5 pets
 * Sheep Hoarder - Tame 20 Pets
 * Animal Enthusiast - Tame all pets
 * That's animal cruelty! - Eat a possum
 * WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? - Kill 5 Hobos
 * STOP IT GOD DAMN IT! - Kill 10 Hobos
 * THAT'S ILLEGAL! - Eat a Pok Pok Chicken
 * He ate all the 2 year olds, he's a greedy little pig! - Eat 5 2 year olds
 * Oh noes! - Get sued by Curtej for using his copyrighted 2 year old jokes


 * Portal! - Use a Portej for the first time
 * Portej4Life - Use a Portej 4 times
 * Portej Lover - Use a Portej 24 times
 * Jumper - Use a Portej 48 Times
 * Lazy - Use a Portej 100 times
 * Timey Wimey - Encounter and Use a Time Portej
 * Done it all - Use every type of Portej


 * Papa's Casharia - Buy from every Papa's restaurant
 * Obese - Buy from every MejDonalds
 * Yum - Eat your first meal!
 * Food Fanatic - Eat 20 different meals
 * Food Reviewer - Eat 100 different meals
 * Eat em up, eat em up, eat em up, eat em up! - Eat 200 different meals
 * Chimichangas - Eat the 200 year old Chimichangas
 * Better? - Eat a Recovery Chocolate Bar
 * SHAM-WELL - Buy drinkable detergent
 * COOKIES - Buy a cookie at Ortej's Cookie Shop!


 * NEWB - Reach level 1
 * Good 4 U - Reach level 5
 * Getting better - Reach level 10
 * Pro Gamer - Reach level 15
 * I'm getting too old for this - Reach level 20
 * You're still playing? - Reach level 50
 * Over 9000 - Reach level 100

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 * Zap - Reach level 1 in Magic
 * Muggle-Born - Reach level 5 in Magic
 * Ur a Lizard Harry - Reach level 10 in Magic
 * The Card Collector - Reach level 25 in Magic
 * I wish I had a scar like that - Reach level 50 in Magic
 * You Shall Not PASS - Max out your magic stat
 * Not in condition - Reach level 5 in your endurance stat
 * How long can you go? - Reach level 10 in your endurance stat
 * Staying Alive  - Reach level 15 in your endurance stat
 * I'm not dead yet - Max out your endurance stat


 * Technophobe - Reach level 5 in your technology stat
 * Spider! - Reach level 10 in your technology stat
 * Pro Hacker - Reach level 15 in your technology stat
 * I'm Sombra! - Max out your technology stat

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 * 2 Fast 4 U - Reach level 5 in Speed
 * Run Forest, Run! - Reach level 10 in speed stat
 * GOTTA GO FAST - Reach level 15 in your speed stat
 * Fastest man alive - Max out your speed stat
 * Shadow Muppet - Reach level 5 in your stealth stat
 * Watch your back - Reach level 10 in your speed stat
 * I'm INVISIBLE! - Reach level 15 in your stealth stat
 * They wont see you coming - Max out your stealth stat
 * Grinkon and Ginki - stealth or disract Grinkon in his own game
 * Papa Bless - Reach level 5 in all stats
 * Hey, that's pretty good - Reach level 10 in all stats
 * Your the best around - Reach level 15 in all stats
 * Scott Tweedie - Max out every stat

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 * Pokey Stick - Get a Wand
 * Shiny! - Find your first orb
 * Mum, I broke it - Smash an orb
 * Woosh - Upgrade the wand
 * Ra-ta-ta-ta - Upgrade the wand halfway
 * Bazinga! - Fully Upgrade you wand
 * A Staff! - Get a staff
 * Staff You - Upgrade the Staff
 * The Holy Staff - Upgrade the staff halfway
 * I should sell it on ebay - Fully Upgrade your staff
 * Rawr. - Capture Tigerman
 * Licky Licky -  Capture Beary
 * Mwaaah - Capture Batmonkey
 * Neeeigh - Capture Punxatawney


 * Grimby Groundhog - Complete the Easter Event Missons
 * 3 Spooky 5 Me - Complete the Haloween Event Missions
 * Anual Pokking Ceremony - Complete the holiday season Event Missions

List of Achievements for the DLCs:
 * The Mej Mej Overlord's Best Man - Unlock the Mej Mej Overlord as your team member.
 * McJem Believer - Unlock the Jem Jem AntiGod as your team member
 * Amazing Discovery - Find the JJ Librej